I am one of President George W. Bush's gardeners. Mr. George likes to talk to me.

Monday, August 23, 2004

Draft Dodger

Mr. George just can't get a break. First, the liberal media got all over him for not having reported for duty when he was in the reserves during the Vietnam War. Then they pressured Mr. George to release documents that could prove that he reported for duty during that time in Alabama. Mr. George doesn't like to be pressured, so he said no. The liberal media then did a cowardly workaround and managed to convince a court to release all of Mr. George's military records. It was a wonderful opportunity for Mr. George to prove once and for all that he fulfilled his duty. Unfortunately, a certain portion of the microfiche documents containing the records had been destroyed. It just so happens that the destroyed portion covered the four months during which the unpatriotic press claim that Mr. George was absent. Coincidence? I think not. If these liberals will stoop so low as to destroy military records, what will they do next?

Here's all you need to know: Mr. George W. Bush received an honorable discharge from the military. 'Nuff said.


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